lmao yes!!!
(via lostinthesefeelings)
Would you mind if I rubbed my crotch against your backside?
Via someecardsThis E-Card poses the question, “What has modern dancing really become? And how did it start?”
In the words of Dane Cook:
It’s not like in the old days where you come up and are like
“May I have this dance please?”
Yanno? We just fucking out of nowhere POWPOW etc…
What’s up? POWPOWPOW You mind if I knock against you with my cock?
POWPOW Just for about an hour? POW My denim cock?
And the lights are blinking so you’re like, “Is he good looking?
Is he fucking ugly? What is this? If he’s good looking, that’s fine. But if he’s ugly…”